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Non-Canon Elements
“What was that, Wind?”

This part contains a lot of non-canon, or removed from canon elements. Take everything you read here with a grain of salt.

Specifically, sections to do with the following are considered non-canon: Wyvern

TheOneTrueCardinal

He starts gliding away from Sean
"Is he nuts or something?? Because he was throwing shit like a rabid wolf"

Mich2B

Phoenix woke up in Max's room. However, he couldn't find him, so he went inside Sub's apartment, to check on him.

Paradox.XXIV

Hugh came back closer to the camp, still nervously fiddling with the chain attached to his watch. The light that the fire was providing to the area was bringing an orange glow to his face and clothes, and as he sat down next to the pit, he felt slightly better.
He then crossed his legs, closed his eyes and straightened his back, his ears perking up. The silence was quite enough for him to focus on himself, and he relaxed.

ZeroByNothing

Jamie woke up.
"...Hey..."
She noticed her Scythe was gone.
"Where is i-"
She noticed it was next to her.

TheOneTrueCardinal

Sean spammed javelins at Sub.
Sub sharply turned to the left to avoid the javelins.

TheOneTrueCardinal

He got hit from one of the javelins and it broke through the hang glider.
"GOD-FUCKING-DAMMIT"

Bed head zed

Falaos peers into the kitchen.

TheOneTrueCardinal

He starts losing altitude, the worst part is, it's still raining javelins.

Donotdiddlekids

Max looks into the kitchen as well.

TheOneTrueCardinal

More javelins managed to hit the glider.

Bed head zed

Falaos enters the kitchen, Christa somehow doesn't notice him.

TheOneTrueCardinal

Sub starts plummeting to the ground.

Paradox.XXIV

Hugh's watch was laying in front of him, a few feet away from the glowing fire. Hugh tried to remember his father's words, and how to speak the strange language. His lips were moving but no sound was coming out of his throat.

TheOneTrueCardinal

Sub recoiled the golem bracelet as a last defense resort against Sean's barrage of unholy death. He knew that he shouldn't die since this is just a dream, but yet he felt afraid as if death is lurking everywhere. Once he reached the ground with the golem, he started running as quickly as possible, he didn't try to avoid anything that would slow him down, he just powered through the obstacles. He was sweating and his eyes were darting left and right to look for Sean, unfortunately, his lack of environmental awareness inside the golem prevented him from looking behind.

Donotdiddlekids

Max followed Falaos into the kitchen.

TheOneTrueCardinal

Sean was nowhere to be.

Bed head zed

Falaos approaches Christa.

TheOneTrueCardinal

Suddenly the ground starts shaking.

Donotdiddlekids

Max still followed Falaos.

TheOneTrueCardinal

A golem bursted from the ground

Bed head zed

Christa turns around, and stares at Falaos and Max.

TheOneTrueCardinal

It was Sean in his own golem, this one has a drill on both arms.
"Hey, Sylvan guess what?"
He changed the hands to turret like hands.
"DODGE!!!"
He starts firing metallic spikes at Sub.

Donotdiddlekids

"Uhh... why is she just staring? We aren't house intruders." Thought Max.
He looked worried, as if Christa was liable to do something very drastic, very fast.

Bed head zed

"I think she just doesn't trust you."

Donotdiddlekids

"...y-yeah, I'd say that... uhh... listen... I'm just... visiting with F-Falaos."
Max gets a little less worried.

Bed head zed

"Falaos... why did you leave?"
"Uh..."

Donotdiddlekids

"Well... uhh... I'll just let you both... just kinda handle this, alright? I can back up stories, but this isn't my thing..."
Max pulled out the journal and started reading.

TheOneTrueCardinal

A few of them managed to pierce through the golem before Sub started dodging the spikes.

Bed head zed

"I-i had to leave because..."
"Because of what?"
"Because..."
"Falaos, tell me now."
"Well... i needed to get away from a cult..."
"What?"
"I had to get away from a cult..."
"CULT?!"
"Yes, i was in a cult."
"Why didn't you tell me about it?"
"Only members can know about the cult."
"WHEN DID YOU JOIN A CULT?!"
"When i was ten..."
"WHY DID YOU JOIN A CULT?!"
"I didn't know that i was joining a cult! The leader tricked me!"
"HOW CAN YOU GET TRICKED INTO JOINING A CULT?!"
"Uhhhhhhhh..."

Donotdiddlekids

Max cringed a bit with Christa' s yelling.

Bed head zed

"I-i didn't know i was joining it!"
"How did you not know?!"
"It's a long story..."
"TELL ME!"
Falaos tells Christa the whole story.

TheOneTrueCardinal

Sub continued dodging the spikes.

Toreadorfreddy

One-eye began walking around SFX, using the Tiger Golem as a distraction. He motioned for Momo to follow.

Donotdiddlekids

Max cringed a bit again.
Bed head zed
"Wait, Nate's a cult leader?"
"Yep."
"Well, i guess i'm gonna break up with him."
"WHAT?!"

Donotdiddlekids

Max just kept reading.

YandereTsun

Momo follows One-eye quietly.

Bed head zed

Falaos and Christa are yelling at each other.

TheOneTrueCardinal

"Okay, that's enough dodging"
Sub sighed in relief
"Now it's blocking time"
"WHAT!?"
Sean jumped out of his golem and turned it into a ball, he made the ball rush full speed towards Sub.

Donotdiddlekids

Max gets up, goes past them, and gets a glass of water. He sits back down and keeps reading.

Toreadorfreddy

One-eye lead Momo back to camp, hoping SFX would be more focused on the golem than them.

YandereTsun

Once Momo reaches camp, she sat on the ground. "Whew..."

Toreadorfreddy

"That was close," One-eye remarked.

YandereTsun

Momo places the hedgehog on the ground. "He... is very weird for a pet..."

Toreadorfreddy

"He is very hostile," One-eye said thoughtfully, "Perhaps he grieves for Chira."

YandereTsun

"Probably..." Momo said then looks down. "...I could understand that..."

TheOneTrueCardinal

Sub was pushed by the ball.

Donotdiddlekids

"Are you two done arguing? Cause I have a point of my own."

Bed head zed

"Fine, weird guy i don't know."

YandereTsun

"Can I visit Chira? It reminds me..."

TheOneTrueCardinal

The ball went away, it then came rushing back towards Sub.

Toreadorfreddy

One-eye used a stick to poke the fire. "I sometimes wonder if my family remembers me," One-eye said in a quiet voice.

Toreadorfreddy

"I'm not sure the people of Hidestone would ever allow us back into their town," One-eye said in a melancholy voice.

Donotdiddlekids

"Everyone changes over time. I've seen people who acted like a spawn of evil, yet regret every action they did.
Just because Falaos was in a cult, doesn't mean he's a bad person. He just slipped up.
I'd know it cause... well, I even kinda saw it in myself."
Max took a sip of water.

TheOneTrueCardinal

Sub gets ready push against the ball.

Bed head zed

"Falaos, why did you never leave the cult?"
"Because if you try to leave the cult, they'll through you into a pit that you cannot escape from."
"Oh, i guess that's why you ran away..."
"And why you should focus your attention on Nate, who's standing in the doorway..."
Falaos turns around, Nate is standing there, staring at Falaos.
"Crap."

YandereTsun

Momo sighed. She smiled weakly. "Your family will. You are part of their family..."

Donotdiddlekids

Max stood up, and turned to face Nate.
"Wait... I already know who you are.
You dare TOUCH either of these people, I'll rip your throat out so fast you'll still have a bit of time left to think about it!"

Bed head zed

Nate pulls out a sword.

Donotdiddlekids

Max gets a slight tinge around his forearms and hands.
"Try it. I dare you."

TheOneTrueCardinal

Sub managed to grab the ball, but it was pushing him back.

Toreadorfreddy

"I'm not so sure," One-eye said as he continued poking the fire, "What I did was unforgivable, and I doubt my parents would tell my little sister anything about me."

TheOneTrueCardinal

Sub is pushing with all his might, the ball seemed to slow down.

Bed head zed

"Max! Don't do it!"
"I'll give you a chance, come with me now, and you may be able to starve in the pit with all of your limbs attached!"

Donotdiddlekids

"I'm not doing anything yet.
As for you... I'll give YOU the choice. Leave, and this'll just be another repressed memory that never happened."

YandereTsun

"They would tell her... you had a reason why you did that..." Momo said.

TheOneTrueCardinal

Sean activated his metal sense, his eyes starts glowing.
Sub is trying to slow the ball down.

Toreadorfreddy

"They wouldn't know that," One-eye said in a melancholy voice, "I never told them what happened. I never even stopped to say goodbye. I just ran."

Bed head zed

"Falaos needs to die, if you let me kill him, i'll never bother any of you again!"

Donotdiddlekids

"Yeah. I'm sure I'd let you kill my friend. If I was stupid."
Max starts to have the tinge go away, but still keeps his guard up.

TheOneTrueCardinal

Sean looked for Sub's magnesium sword, he managed to easily spot it. He moved it away from Sub and through his golem without Sub noticing it.

YandereTsun

Momo looks at One-eye. "What if... we accidentally came to your hometown?"

Bed head zed

"Listen, human, if you don't give us Falaos, then we'll slaughter this entire village! And then we'll hunt you and ALL of your friends and family down!"
"Just give us Falaos and live a normal life!"

Toreadorfreddy

"They wouldn't recognize me," One-eye said sadly, "I haven't been there in ten years, plus I hide myself behind this mask."

YandereTsun

"My point question is... if we were there, what would you do?" Momo asked, concerned.

Donotdiddlekids

"...friends? Family?
I left those a long time ago. You... you can't hunt anything down.
And slaughter the village? Whoopty fuckin do. Where ya gonna go from there? Stay here, and make friends with corpses?
You don't need Falaos. You only need you and your god."

TheOneTrueCardinal

Sub stopped the ball
"Hey Sylvan"
Sub noticed that there was a side that resembled his sword was floating in front of him.
Sean changed the ball to magnesium
"Last attack, make sure you dodge it"
He took out the oil container and lit up the ball, it starts rapidly bursting into flames.

Toreadorfreddy

"I'm not sure," One-eye said quietly, "It depends on how the village treats outsiders."

Bed head zed

"This village isn't the only place that has a cult of Berko! They're all over the place! We will simply move to the next one!"
"We need Falaos dead! He knows of everything we've done, and everything we plan to do!"

YandereTsun

"How do they treat outsiders?" Momo asked.

TheOneTrueCardinal

Sub jumped out of the golem, he stared at massive ball of fire.
"Thank god, this is just a dream."

Toreadorfreddy

"They used to be pretty welcoming," One-eye said, "But that was ten years ago."

YandereTsun

Momo wonders what the village was like. "Hope they still are..."

Toreadorfreddy

"I hope so as well," One-eye said sadly.

TheOneTrueCardinal

Sub woke up.
"That took longer than expected"

YandereTsun

"Hey, no time for being down in the dumps!" Momo said cheerfully, smiling like her usual happy one. She lighty pats One-eye on the shoulder then stands up.

Toreadorfreddy

One-eye looked at Momo and stood as well.

YandereTsun

Momo looks up the sky. "I'm trying to feel good..." she murmured while smiling at the stars which reflected on her eyes.

TheOneTrueCardinal

"Now to head for Barkson"

Toreadorfreddy

"I see," One-eye said as he gazed at the stars himself, the stars reflecting off of his mask's crystal lens.

TheOneTrueCardinal

Sub went out of his room, he returned the key to the receptionist and started heading towards Barkson.

YandereTsun

Momo continues looking at the stars. "Peaceful..."

Toreadorfreddy

"It is peaceful," One-eye said in a calm voice.

YandereTsun

"You okay now?" Momo asked.

Toreadorfreddy

"Yeah," One-eye said.

YandereTsun

"See? It works..." Momo said, still looking up.

Toreadorfreddy

"I guess it does," One-eye said, smiling behind his mask.

YandereTsun

Momo smiles as well.

Toreadorfreddy

One-eye summoned some soil from the ground and molded into the form of an owl.

Mich2B

Phoenix was following Sub, jumping around him, making these 'Happy fox' noises.

Paradox.XXIV

Hugh was sitting still right next to One-Eye and Momo, trying to concentrate and ending up listening to them. The two of them were reminding him how important every single person's life was, and especially if they have a family. He thought about the incoming challenge for them all, and decided to ask something to Mira when she wakes up, the dark night wrapping its arms around the clearing they had set the camp in...

TheOneTrueCardinal

"Hopefully, Barkson is friendly"

Donotdiddlekids

"Yeah, you may have cults in other places, but if you kill people left and right, there will be people who will want to hunt you down.
And Falaos knowing too much? He's a single person. I'm a single person as well. Unless someone believes a BS story 'bout how this guy is suddenly a cult leader, me and him will only continue to be single people.
Finally, if my old group I was in still likes me, I can tell you this much. You would be sold to another person in a heartbeat, or shot. So think about the consequences."
Nate growls.

Donotdiddlekids

"I'm not scared of you. Again, just go away, and no one will have any problems."

Bed head zed

"Falaos can't live."
"Give me him now, and you will not have any problems!"

Donotdiddlekids

"*sigh* you just don't seem to get it, right?
He HAS to live. He's...
well, damn near all I have except for myself.
Plus, you're wrong. I already have problems.
Your threats sound like a oasis compared to the hell I've been through."

Bed head zed

Nate growls "Fine, i'll just murder you AND Falaos!" Nate charges at Max.

Donotdiddlekids

"He doesn't even know who I was.
A cult leader versus a hardened criminal.​ Bring it on, llittle boy.", ​​​ ​ Max thought.

Bed head zed

Nate slashes at Max.

Donotdiddlekids

Max knocks the blade away with his arm, leaving a huge cut, but Nate was disarmed.
"Heh. You don't know who you're dealing with, do you?"

Bed head zed

Nate pulls out a dagger, he goes to shank Max.

Donotdiddlekids

Max sidestepped out of the way.
"You think I'm gonna stand there and take it?"

Bed head zed

Nate slashes Max.

Donotdiddlekids

Max cringed a bit, but kept on fighting. He took Nate' s arm and broke it.

Bed head zed

Nate keeps slashing Max with his other arm.

Donotdiddlekids

Max looked noticeably weaker, but still fought on.
He picked up the sword Nate dropped earlier.

Bed head zed

Nate stabs the arm that Max is holding the sword with.
Falaos pulls out the sword that Sub gave him.

TheOneTrueCardinal

"But just in case"
He made a full-body armour for himself, then he continued heading for Barkson.

Donotdiddlekids

"Argh! ...jerk."
Max picked up the sword with his other arm, and slashed Nate with it.

Bed head zed

Nate stumbles back, as Falaos started slashing at him.
A brown rabbit wearing robes enter the rooms.
"Did you really think that i didn't see you entering the town?" Said Nate as more cultists entered the room.

TheOneTrueCardinal

Sub arrived at Barkson.

Bed head zed

A lizard anthro walks over to Sub.
"Hello traveler! Welcome to Barkson!"

TheOneTrueCardinal

Sub was walking around, then he saw multiplet cultist entering someone's house, he went to take a closer look while staying hidden.

Bed head zed

The lizard follows Sub.

TheOneTrueCardinal

"What are they doing??" Sub asked the lizard.

Bed head zed

The lizard shrugs.

TheOneTrueCardinal

Sub went closer to the house.

Bed head zed

The lizard follows Sub.

TheOneTrueCardinal

He managed to reach the window, he peaked through

Bed head zed

The lizard peeks through too.

Donotdiddlekids

Max stabbed Nate in the stomach, and dropped the sword in him.

TheOneTrueCardinal

"I could just break in, but I need to charge with my golem, or I could break their weapons from here"

Bed head zed

Nate was wearing armor under his robes.
Nate slashes Max some more, as Falaos battles with the other cultists.

TheOneTrueCardinal

"I've got a better idea"
Sub used the t1 metal sense
"I'm gonna do what Sean does, pierce through the metal with my sword."

Bed head zed

Falaos is getting slashed a lot.

TheOneTrueCardinal

Sub climbed to the window on the top floor.

Donotdiddlekids

Max caught a slash from Nate, and broke his other arm.

Bed head zed

The lizard continues to follow Sub.
Falaos gets knocked down, and dragged away, along with Christa.

TheOneTrueCardinal

He opened the window and got in. He went downstairs to the fight.

TheOneTrueCardinal

Sub is on the 1st floor and just one floor away from the ground floor
"Let's do it in style"
He made his armour heavy, but he still can't feel the weight. He smashes the floor and falls to the ground floor.

Bed head zed

The lizard watches Sub fall.
The cultists drag Falaos and Christa into the forest.

TheOneTrueCardinal

He fell on his feet, it didn't hurt that much
"Am I late for the party??"

Bed head zed

The cultists look at Sub.
"Leave."

TheOneTrueCardinal

Sub takes out the sword and ignites it. He points it at the cultist.
"MAKE ME!!!"

Bed head zed

The cultists charge at Sub, they slash at the parts of his body that aren't protected by armor.

TheOneTrueCardinal

Sub jumps back.

Bed head zed

The cultists swarm Sub.
Nate stabds Max in the shoulder, before running out of the house.

TheOneTrueCardinal

Sub slashes and breaks the cultist's weapons one by one.
"Armour needs reinforcement"

Bed head zed

The cultists are heavily damaging Sub's armor.

TheOneTrueCardinal

"Max, a little help here"
Sub backed away and fixes the armour a bit before charging at the cultist to break more weapons.

Bed head zed

More cultists enter the house, and swarm Sub.

TheOneTrueCardinal

Sub slashes one of the cultist with the flaming sword

Bed head zed

The cultist's armor sets on fire.
The other cultists keep slashing Sub.
Nate runs back to the cave, where more cultists are waiting.

TheOneTrueCardinal

"Wait, they have flammable armour?"
Sub tests this theory by slashing 3 more cultists

Bed head zed

They all set on fire.
Although they don't seem very afraid.
"FOR BERKO!" Yelled one flaming cultist as he slashed Sub.
Nate and some other cultists take Falaos and Christa deeper into the cave.

TheOneTrueCardinal

"Where's the faucet when you need bombs??"
Sub jumps back.

Bed head zed

The cultists keep swarming Sub.
"I hope you suffer in that pit, traitor!" Said Nate.
Falaos stays silent.
"And don't think that we're done with your friends! They're gonna die too!"
"Leave them alone!" Yelled Falaos.
"NOPE!" Said Nate, smugly.
Falaos growls.

TheOneTrueCardinal

Sub closes his eyes
"I'm sorry Falaos, but it has to be done"
He opened it again. Sub recoiled one of the golem bracelets to reinforce his armour right in front of the cultists.

Bed head zed

The cultists stared.
"How did he do that?!"
"I-is he..."
The cultists drop onto their knees.
"Long live Lord Berko!"

TheOneTrueCardinal

"OH NO, NOT AGAIN!!!"

Bed head zed

The cultists start to bow.
"I'll inform Loins about all of this!" Said Nate.
"PLEASE DON'T BRING HIM INTO THIS!"
"Too late, i have already sent a messenger to tell him!"
Falaos doesn't reply.
"Heh, scared? You're puny friends don't stand a chance against Loins!"
Falaos looks at Christa.
"Christa... close your eyes..."
"Why?"
"JUST DO IT!"
Christa closes her eyes.
Falaos burns the ropes that Nate used to tie him up.
"WHAT?! HOW DID YOU-"
Falaos blasts Nate with some fire.

TheOneTrueCardinal

"Step 1: Reincarnation"
"Yes, it is I, THE REINCARNATION OF LORD BERKO!!"

Donotdiddleadults

"You.. took my friend away..." Said Max as he started to get a very bright blue and red glow around his arms and even eyes, walking out of the house. "Dirty friend killers." Max picked up two cult members and threw them away like toys into garbage.

TheOneTrueCardinal

"Optional Step: Give the face"
Sub gave Max the 'just play along face'

Bed head zed

"LORD BERKO LIVES AGAIN!"
The lizard stares at Sub.
Falaos sets the other cultists on fire, before lunging at Nate.

Donotdiddleadults

"And I? I am Death itself."
Max gave Sub a faint, weak smile.

Bed head zed

The lizard is staring at Sub.
"W-w-w." Muttered the shivering lizard.
Falaos starts punching Nate.
"YOU'RE A DAMN WARLOCK!" Yelled Nate as Falaos punched him.
"NO I'M NOT!" Yelled Falaos as he punched Nate.

TheOneTrueCardinal

"He is my bodyguard"

Bed head zed

"WITCH!" Yelled the lizard as it ran out of the house.
The cultists nod.
"Oh great Berko! Please bring us to the heavens so this pathetic planet can be destroyed! Just like how you said you would when you were dying on the battleground!"

Donotdiddleadults

"...yes, I am his bodyguard for the moment. After all, I am a nice god, as long as you do not anger me."

Donotdiddleadults

"Berko, is there not something you need to announce?"

TheOneTrueCardinal

"But I'm currently not powerful enough to do that in this body, I need a more powerful host"

Bed head zed

"B-but Berko! You said that you would come back as a god! You didn't need a host!"

Donotdiddlekids

"Berko, I hope you are safe without me, as there is a soul I must transport to the underworld."
"Death" walked towards the cave with Falaos and Christa inside.
"Oh god, I hope you both aren't dead...", Max thought.

TheOneTrueCardinal

"But thanks to some other gods, I'm incomplete. Now I seek vengeance."

Donotdiddlekids

Max reached the cave, glowing bright as ever. He went inside.
"Both of you mortals, stop this fighting! I, Death itself, command it!"

TheOneTrueCardinal

"I'll show you my current form. My sentinel or the body that I'm in right now will translate what I'm saying."

Bed head zed

The lizard had warned the entire village of Sub, they started to approach the house with pitchforks and torches.
"Lord Berko! We have visitors! I guess it's time for the CLEANSING!"
The cultists charge towards the mob screaming "DEATH TO THE NON-BELIEVERS!"

Donotdiddlekids

Max heard the screams outside.
"Oh no. I have to hurry up, before they try to kill us all!", Max thought.

TheOneTrueCardinal

The lizard had warned the entire village of Sub, they started to approach the house with pitchforks and torches.
"Lord Berko! We have visitors! I guess it's time for the CLEANSING!"
The cultists charge towards the mob screaming "DEATH TO THE NON-BELIEVERS!"
"I brought this on myself"

Bed head zed

Falaos and Nate are still deeper in the cave, fighting.

Donotdiddlekids

Max ventures deeper in the cave, and shouts even louder.
"If you both do not stop fighting, I will take both of your souls to the underworld! Obey Death!"

Bed head zed

Falaos can't hear Max.

Donotdiddlekids

Max finally reached the group, and shouted one last time.
"Now that Death hath reached you both, stop fighting or suffer the consequences."

Bed head zed

"What are you doing Max?"
While distracted by Max, Nate throws Falaos off a ledge, sending him deeper into the cavern.

TheOneTrueCardinal

Sub tried to think of a way to get out of here.

Donotdiddlekids

"Nate. Your time has come. For that, you die."
Max threw Nate into a cavern wall forceful enough to knock him out, but not kill him.
Max sensed where Falaos was, and descended slowly after him.

Bed head zed

Christa opens her eyes.
"What happened?!"
Falaos was still falling.
The cult members are killing the villagers.

TheOneTrueCardinal

Sub just waited.

Bed head zed

The villagers don't stand a chance.

Donotdiddlekids

Max couldn't see Falaos, so he jumped down after Falaos.
"Even if it means I die, ​I'm not losing one of the last things I can go to.", Max thought.

TheOneTrueCardinal

"Time for the last resort"
He recoiled the golem bracelet and made it against the cult, but the cult doesn't know that the golem belonged to Sub.

Bed head zed

Falaos hits the ground, breaking his leg.
Christa tries to break the ropes as she hears something approaching her in the darkness.
The cultists look at the golem.
"LOOK! BERKO SUMMONED A METAL GIANT TO HELP US FIGHT!"

Donotdiddlekids

Max eventually hit the ground, breaking his leg as well. He layed there for a sec, and finally spoke.
"F..Falaos? You still alive?"
Max started to chuckle quietly.

Bed head zed

"Y-yes..."

TheOneTrueCardinal

Sub made the golem attack the cultists.

Bed head zed

"W-why is lord Berko attacking us?! HAVE WE DISPLEASED YOU LORD BERKO?!"
The torch that Nate dropped slowly began to go out.
"Oh nononono!" Said Christa as the darkness closed in.

Donotdiddlekids

"Yeah, I couldn't kill Nate before he pushed me down... he's gonna kill your sister, and I couldn't stop him... well, at least I can live my final moments knowing that a cult leader killed a man who hated his life anyway."
Max chuckled a bit louder, this time it was audible.

Bed head zed

"Don't lose hope! Sub's still out there! He could save us!" Said Falaos.
Nate wakes up.
"Oh, look at that! No one's here to protect you Christa!"
"PLEASE! SOMEONE HELP!"
"Really? Calling for help? No one can hear your screams except ME!"
"M-max did you hear that?! It sounded like Christa!"

TheOneTrueCardinal

"That's the minion of the gods that did this to me, destroy it"

Bed head zed

"Really?! DESTROY THE NON-BELIEVER!"
The cultists try to slash the golems legs.

TheOneTrueCardinal

"This might actually kill them all"
Sub made the golem smash the cultists.

Bed head zed

The cultists all died. (The end.)
The villagers stare at Sub and the golem.

Donotdiddlekids

"Yeah, I heard that.
Just a reminder that I failed at everything I ever tried.
Hell, in some cases, I couldn't even be a friend!"
Max' s chuckling turned into soft laughter, as he realized he was most likely going to die here.

Bed head zed

"Max... you did you best."
Nate slowly approaches Christa, as the torch got even dimmer.
"I'll make sure you suffer in that pit!"
Christa screams for help again.

TheOneTrueCardinal

Sub got the golem back and compressed it into the bracelet.
"What are you gonna do?? Burn me because you're paranoid."
Bed head zed
The villagers are staring at Sub.

TheOneTrueCardinal

"So??"

Bed head zed

"Please don't kill us!"

TheOneTrueCardinal

"Kill you?? Why would I do that?? You people are innocent."

Bed head zed

"Well... it just seemed like you were an evil god that planned on destroying the whole universe..."

TheOneTrueCardinal

"I'm just playing along so they don't brutally murder me"

Donotdiddlekids

"Maybe, but that doesn't change the fact that all I tried STILL couldn't make myself up to being a murderer. Being a traitor and leaving Sub behind in Haysvale. The fact is, Falaos, *cough*, trying never seems to get you anywhere."
Also, writing this, I got a Hive to drop from Saturn in Borderlands 2.

Bed head zed

"Wait, if you're not an evil god, then how did you make that golem?"
Falaos sighes.
The torch finally goes out.

TheOneTrueCardinal

"Or maybe I'm just a regular god without the adjective in front of it"

Bed head zed

"You don't look like a god."

TheOneTrueCardinal

"Have you people tried using 'random stranger' to describe me??"

Bed head zed

"Yes."

TheOneTrueCardinal

Sub sighed, he went to look for Falaos and Max

Bed head zed

The villagers go back to their daily tasks, but some of them still stare at Sub.

TheOneTrueCardinal

"Now if I were a cult leader. Where would I be??"

Bed head zed

Falaos tries to get up.

Donotdiddlekids

Max keeps laying there, then utters out a few words.
"Heh. At least, if I didn't enjoy the rest of my life, adventuring with you and Sub? It was fun, at the least. And, if you can say it's even positive, Wintersberg was nice."
Max softly laughed a bit again, before he spoke again.
"I'm gonna miss that. And Sub. And you."

TheOneTrueCardinal

Sub continues searching around.

TheOneTrueCardinal

"Falaos should still have the sword. I made it unique so I could easily detect him"
Sub used the t1 metal sense.

Bed head zed

Falaos falls to the ground.
"Well... it doesn't seem like Sub's gonna find us... he doesn't even know that we're in a cave!"
Falaos sighs.
"See you in the afterlife... buddy..."

TheOneTrueCardinal

"I need the other metal sense"
Sub tried his best to focus. But nothing happened. He tried harder. But nothing happened.

Bed head zed

"And i even dropped the sword Sub gave me in my house..."

Donotdiddlekids

"Yeah, you too. We can, uh, keep... hangin out in the afterlife, ya know?
If we meet up in there."

TheOneTrueCardinal

He activated the t3 metal sense. But he noticed that the sword is at the home.
"There HAS to be another way....... I think I have the target"
Sub detected Max's gun, he started heading in that direction.

Bed head zed

"I don't think i'll make it to heaven. if it's even real"
"Oh, and one last thing...
Your sister, Christa?
She's cool.
I liked her."

Bed head zed

"Well you barely got to know her."

Donotdiddlekids

"...no, Falaos. You'll make it. I'm sure of it.
I'll find my way up there.
I promise.
It'll be the last thing I do."

Bed head zed

Falaos pulls out the emblem.
"Hopefully they bury me with this... if they even find my corpse."

TheOneTrueCardinal

"I detected the emblem and it's close to the gun..... This might be it"

Bed head zed

Falaos starts to silently sob.

Donotdiddlekids

"They will.
Nobody should disrespect you that much.
Except if it's Nate.
But, you know what?"
Max started to laugh even louder.
"Fuck that guy."
Max looked back at the hole he fell into.
"YEAH, I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME, NATE. SCREW YOURSELF!"
Max went into full blown laughter.

Bed head zed

"Max, it's hopeless, he's probably at the pit by now..."

TheOneTrueCardinal

Sub found the cave.
"I'M COMING FOR YOU GUYS"
He ignited the blade and went in the cave.

Bed head zed

Falaos keeps sobbing.

TheOneTrueCardinal

Sub headed towards the source.
"MAX, FALAOS, ARE YOU GUYS THERE??"

Bed head zed

Falaos still couldn't hear Sub.

TheOneTrueCardinal

He heads closer towards the source
"MAX, FALAOS..... FALAOS'S SISTER.... ANYBODY??"

Bed head zed

Falaos could faintly hear Sub.
"Max, do you hear that?"

Donotdiddleadults

Max went back to softly laughing. He knew he would die here, why not enjoy the moment?

TheOneTrueCardinal

Sub heads even closer
"ANYONE??"

Bed head zed

Falaos could hear Sub.
"SUB!"

TheOneTrueCardinal

"FALAOS?"
He heads for the source

Bed head zed

"SUB WE'RE IN THIS PIT! HELP US!"

TheOneTrueCardinal

Sub found the pit.
"I'LL GET YOU OUT IN NO TIME"

Bed head zed

"THANK GOD!"

TheOneTrueCardinal

Sub jumped down the pit. He recoiled 2 of the bracelets to break his fall

Bed head zed

Falaos suddenly realized that he could get crushed.

TheOneTrueCardinal

He missed Falaos and Max

Bed head zed

"Phew."

Donotdiddlekids

"So, I guess I'm not dying yet because Sub' s here..."
Max stopped laughing for a minute, caught his breath, then started laughing again.
This time, he wasn't going to laugh because he was going to die.
He was laughing at fate.

TheOneTrueCardinal

He grabbed the 2 of them. He made 2 extra hands to help him climb out of the pit.
He continued climbing up.

Bed head zed

Falaos sat in his chair, he looks at his broken leg.

TheOneTrueCardinal

He climbed out of the pit.
"What about your sister??"

Bed head zed

"Let's get her! And please make Nate's death absolutely horrible."

TheOneTrueCardinal

"Does she have anything metallic on her that I can use to detect her??"

Bed head zed

"Not really, but it shouldn't be very hard to find her."

TheOneTrueCardinal

"FALAOS'S SISTER, ARE YOU HERE??"

Bed head zed

"Just go deeper into the cave."

TheOneTrueCardinal

Sub jumped out of the golem and went deeper into the cave, he's lighting the way with his sword.

Bed head zed

Falaos could barely keep up, due to his broken leg.
"Why don't you just use your golem?! The cave's big enough for it!"

TheOneTrueCardinal

"I have another golem bracelet"
Sub said as he head deeper.

Bed head zed

Falaos sighs.

TheOneTrueCardinal

He goes even deeper.
"FALAOS'S SISTER!!! HELLO!!"

Bed head zed

Falaos tries to crawl.

TheOneTrueCardinal

Sub goes way deeper
"HELLO, ANYBODY?"

Bed head zed

Falaos gives up.
Faint laughter can be heard deeper into the cave.

TheOneTrueCardinal

Sub recoiled the golem bracelet as he heard the laughter. He charges for the sound.

Bed head zed

Nate is standing near a pit.

TheOneTrueCardinal

Sub saw him
"Holy shit"

Bed head zed

Nate looks at Sub.
"Uh oh."

TheOneTrueCardinal

"Surrender now, I've killed all of your friends by myself and I can easily kill you"

Bed head zed

"I'LL NEVER SURRENDER! I'LL DIE FOR BERKO!"

TheOneTrueCardinal

"Ahhh, you could've died in a painless death. Guess that ain't hapenning."
Sub walks towards Nate

Bed head zed

"You think you're done with this cult... just wait until the messenger tells loins about what's happening!"

TheOneTrueCardinal

Sub continues walking.
"That the Steel Sentinel is coming to cause mass-genocide on you people? Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's really good news"

Bed head zed

"You don't know Loins, or his right-hand man Garethet! You poor thing!"

TheOneTrueCardinal

"You think a regular person could scare me??"
He made a few bits of gallium and made it creep towards Nate, it wrapped around his leg. (Deja Vu)

Bed head zed

"You should be, because you don't stand a chance against them!"
Nate looks at the gallium.
"For Ber- Aw who am i fooling?"

TheOneTrueCardinal

He turned them into bismuth, just like what he did to Falaos at Hideston. More Gallium came and turned into bismuth to compress the ring even more
"Oh really. Because I don't think you know who you're talking to"

Bed head zed

"Yeah i know..."
"I can't believe my minions fell for that..."
"It shows why you can't trust the chumps!" Nate chuckles for a bit.

TheOneTrueCardinal

"Well then, tell me where the girl is and I'll make this quick and painless."

Bed head zed

"She's on the freaking moon! WHERE DO YOU THINK SHE IS YOU IDIOT?!"

TheOneTrueCardinal

"I didn't here a response when I called for her. If she's dead, this will be more painful than I planned."

Bed head zed

Nate sighs.
"Wow, and i thought Falaos was stupid!"
Nate points at the pit.

TheOneTrueCardinal

"Well, Falaos and Max didn't die from falling into a pit..... I'm gonna check, don't even try to escape, you can't lift these"
Sub completely recoils the golem bracelet and goes inside the golem. He jumps in the pit.

Bed head zed

Christa is at the bottom of the pit, she doesn't seemed injured.

TheOneTrueCardinal

Sub grabs her and climbs out of the pit.

Paradox.XXIV

Hugh mid-opened his eyes and mumbled strange words, looking at the fire. One close enough could hear him, but not understand.

Bed head zed

"Yay! you've saved a single meaningless life! Now kill me so i don't have to suffer through your dumbness!"

TheOneTrueCardinal

"Atleast the life is innocent. Unlike you..... But a promise is a promise."
He created two orbs of bismuth and made it quickly crush Nate's head. (KO, Fatality)

Bed head zed

Falaos waits for Sub in complete darkness.

TheOneTrueCardinal

He came back to Falaos and Max
"HEY, I HAVE YOUR SISTER"

Bed head zed

"YAY!"
"DID YOU GIVE NATE A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH?!"

TheOneTrueCardinal

"Uhhh, yeah, I can still hear his screaming echoing in my head."

Bed head zed

"Uh, alright."
I didn't HEAR much screaming...

Bed head zed

"That's because we were extremely deep in the cave"

TheOneTrueCardinal

"I've got a question. Who the hell is this Loin guy?? Is he the inventor of loin cloths"

Bed head zed

"He's the leader of the cult of Berko."

TheOneTrueCardinal

"And what's so special about him??"

Bed head zed

"I don't know, i haven't met him."

TheOneTrueCardinal

"K then, so what now?? What are we gonna do about your sister??"

Bed head zed

"I guess we bring her back to Barkson."

TheOneTrueCardinal

"Well she's currently unconcious"

Bed head zed

"Maybe we should wait for her to wake up..."

TheOneTrueCardinal

"K then, where do we go after that??"

Bed head zed

"Maybe we could take a trip to a nearby town."

TheOneTrueCardinal

"Any towns that you have in mind??"

Bed head zed

"There's this one town called Wyvern.

TheOneTrueCardinal

"That's a weird name"

Bed head zed

"I know."

TheOneTrueCardinal

"Are you gonna tell her that this is all just a dream??"

Donotdiddlekids

"I think that... *grunt*, I'm gonna take a nap while I'm here. Just wake me up when we're in a safer place."

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